A recorded, AI-native teardown of your Shopify store: your conversion leaks, brand gaps, and funnel holes, written as a prioritized fix list ranked by what will move revenue first. Built by the studio that made Satori Formulas end to end. The £497 / $899 fee credits 100% toward a full build within 30 days.
Secure Stripe checkout in your local currency · Delivered in ~36 hours · Fee credited 100% to a build within 30 days · Keep the recording either way
You already know your store should convert better. What you don’t have is the exact list of reasons it doesn’t — ranked, so you know what to fix first. So the same problems sit live on the page. Every day, traffic you paid for lands on a product page that raises a doubt you never see, hits a checkout step that leaks, or reads a promise your brand doesn’t back up — and leaves. The leaks are invisible from the inside. You know where every button goes, so you never feel the friction a first-time buyer hits.
Guessing is expensive. You swap a headline on a hunch, change a hero image because it feels dated, run another discount — and nothing moves, because the real leak was three scrolls down. Most audits make this worse: a generic 40-point checklist, no ranking, no idea which fix is worth £10k and which is worth nothing. The fastest way to stop losing money is to find out exactly where it’s going — and in what order to seal it.
a month you never see — same traffic, same ad spend, same product, while nothing on the surface looks wrong.
Illustrative figures, not a promise — the point is the size of the gap you can’t see from the inside.
£497 / $899 · five specific fixes or your money back · three a week
Six deliverables, ordered so the fix worth £10k comes before the one worth £200. Every finding is watched in a recording of your actual store and ranked by what moves revenue first.
Screen-recorded and narrated on your real pages — homepage to checkout — going through your store the way a first-time buyer experiences it. You watch the leaks get found in context, so every fix has a reason you can see, not a rule pulled off a list. You keep the recording: share it, act on it in your own order, hand it to whoever builds.
Every finding written as a specific action, ordered so you fix the £10k problem before the £200 one. Ranking is the whole point. A list of 40 things you could do is noise; a list of the 5 to do first, in order, is a plan. You leave with a plan, not homework.
Every point where buyers hesitate, get confused, or drop — the product-page objection you don’t answer, the checkout step that adds friction, the mobile layout that buries the buy button, the trust gap at the moment of payment. These are the leaks closest to the money, and closing one or two often pays back the fee in the first week.
Where your store reads as less premium or less trustworthy than it should: voice that drifts, visuals that don’t match the price, claims that undercut instead of reassure. Supplement buyers are buying trust in their body — incoherence reads as risk, and risk quietly caps both your price and your conversion.
What happens before and after the sale: the email capture that isn’t earning its place, the post-purchase flow that doesn’t exist, the second-order revenue you’re leaving on the table. Acquisition is the expensive part; for supplement brands, the margin lives in the repeat.
For the biggest findings, what fixed looks like — the concrete shape of the change, so you (or whoever builds it) can act without re-diagnosing. Knowing the problem is worth little if you still have to guess the solution. You leave with direction, not just a diagnosis.
£497 / $899 · credited in full toward a build within 30 daysSecure Stripe checkout in your local currency · Delivered in ~36 hours · Fee credited 100% to a build within 30 days · Keep the recording either way
One payment through Stripe in your local currency — no call to book, no back-and-forth. Right after, a short intake asks for your store URL and anything you already suspect is off.
We run your live store through the AI-native teardown method — the full storefront, the funnel, the brand, the checkout — and record the walkthrough as we go. It’s the same process we run before we build. You don’t sit in on anything. We do the work.
The walkthrough and your ranked action list land in your inbox within about 36 hours. Watch it, act on it in order, or hand it to a developer. No call required, and it’s yours to keep.
LUMORIA built Satori Formulas from nothing — a complete 6-SKU supplement brand: positioning, identity, store, product pages, funnel, and the systems that run it. Not a template with a logo dropped on top. Every layer a teardown examines is a layer we’ve built from zero and shipped. When we tell you a product page raises a doubt, it’s because we’ve written the ones that don’t.
This isn’t a report we invented to sell — it’s the diagnostic step of how LUMORIA works. Before we touch a store, we tear it down. AI-native is what makes the speed real: we cover the whole surface fast, without the two-week agency backlog or the blind spots of a human-only audit. We’re not shortcutting the thinking — we’re removing the overhead between you and the answer. One accountable studio finds the problem, and the same studio can fix it. Built to sell — the teardown just shows you where your store isn’t, yet.
Best case, you find the leak that’s been quietly costing you thousands — and the diagnosis pays for your build. Either way, the recording and the ranked fix list are yours to keep. The risk is ours to carry, because we already know what’s in there.
Your £497 / $899 is credited in full. Book a full LUMORIA build within 30 days and the entire fee comes off the price — the diagnosis effectively costs you nothing, and it becomes the first step of the build.
We guarantee at least five specific, prioritized, actionable fixes. If the teardown doesn’t surface five, you don’t pay — a full refund, and you keep the recording anyway. The standard is a concrete count, not “were you satisfied” — so there’s nothing to argue and nothing to game.
Every teardown is recorded personally by one studio — never automated, never outsourced. That’s why we take just three a week.
No. Every finding is specific to your pages — watched and named in a recording of your actual store — and it’s ranked by revenue impact. A tool gives you 40 flags with no priority. You get an ordered plan built by the studio that ships full brands. The AI-native method is how we move fast and stay thorough, but the priorities and the fix-this-first calls are ours.
It’s fast because the method is AI-native, not because it’s shallow. We cover the whole surface — every page, the funnel, the brand — without the two-week lag of a human-only audit. A person directs it and stands behind every finding. The speed comes from removing agency overhead, not from skipping the thinking.
No. You buy, you send your URL, and the teardown comes back as a recording. No scheduling, no live meeting, no pitch to sit through. Watch it when it lands, on your time.
Free audits are sales calls in disguise — surface-level, designed to book you into a retainer. This is a paid, prioritized diagnosis you own outright, with a ranked fix list. If you never work with us again, you still walk away with the full list.
Yes. The action list is written to be handed to a developer or freelancer as-is, and the walkthrough shows exactly what and where. You don’t need a build — the credit is there if you want one, never a requirement. Nothing asks you to interpret jargon.
Good — that means you’ll trust the ones you didn’t. Knowing a problem and knowing its rank against every other problem are different things. The value is the order: what to fix first, next, and not yet. That’s the part guessing can’t give you.
Your store URL and, if you want, a note on where you suspect it’s leaking or what to look at hardest. That’s it. No admin access, no long onboarding — you send the link and we go.
Every day the teardown isn’t done, the same gaps keep quietly costing you the conversions you already paid traffic to earn. Thirty-six hours from now, you could have them named, ranked, and ready to fix — 100% credited toward a build within 30 days, and yours to keep either way.
Buy the teardown — £497 / $899Secure Stripe checkout in your local currency · Delivered in ~36 hours · Fee credited 100% to a build within 30 days · Keep the recording either way